Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Money

How interesting .... I never thought Money has different names!

look after ex family , its called* maintenance*

In temple or church, it's called *donation.*

In school, it's *fee.*

In marriage, it's called *dowry.*

In divorce, *alimony.*

When you owe someone, it's *debt.*

When you pay the government, it's *tax.*

In court, it's *fines.*

Civil servant retirees, it's *pension.*

Employer to workers, it's *salary.*

Master to subordinates, it's *wages.*

To children, it's *allowance.*

When you borrow from bank, it's *loan.*

When you offer after a good service. it's *tips.*

To kidnappers, it's *ransom.*

Illegally received in the name of service, it's *bribe.*

The question is, "when a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it?

 

*ANSWER: Money given to your wife is called DUTY, and every 

man has to do his duty because wives are not *duty-free*.


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